Memoirs
of Hiking on an 80 year old’s Birthday
The
Mary Lester Celebratory Hike
Mary, Mary, is just a little bit contrary
But on her 80th Birthday she did not
tarry
More than 2 score gathered near the burg of
Bellemore
To bring Mary’s milestone birthday to the fore
To signify that we think Mary is the best
Her pictorial badge was worn proudly on our chest
So Mary led us on her favorite 22 miles
And the group started with happy smiles
Mary’s flying feet moved in a whirlwind blur
She is a hiker at 80 just turning mature
Challenges were provided by up and downs
And sunny weather brought smiles all around
Over cliffs and ridges and valleys in the county
of Parke
Certainly the scenery was pretty not stark
At the covered bridge a tired Ellen stretched out
And Ed limped due to the effects of his gout
We came to the flea market at Mansfield’s store
And only the ruggedest fleas came to the fore
But we finally made it back to the parking lot
Except for Mary, all were tired and hot
Next to the lively Roadhouse to celebrate the time
And drink beer and tell many lies sublime
We now had Mary’s picture on our shirt
Not a bad hike for one older than dirt
Meanwhile the Bud Lite we continued to chug
The hike will provide much to the club’s lore
Especially Ed and Jeff groaning on the floor
We left knowing we had nothing to fear
Because Mary’s birthday comes but once a year
Mary, Mary, is just a little bit contrary
But on her 80th Birthday she did not
tarry
By the lame bard